TEACHINGS FROM DAD AND BOUNCERS FROM SON

Father- "Beta"...
Son-...........

Father- "Betaaa"...
Son-"Bolo"..

Father-"Ab jo baatein bol raha hu vo dhyaan se sunna"...
Son- "O Papa,kitni baatein....ab nahi raha mai Nanna Munna...

Father- "Bahar bhej raha hu bahut mehnat se padhna"...
Son- "Padhne se bhuk bahut lagti hai,fir saare hotel k bill aap hi bharna"...

Father- "Behisab paise jisne kharche uska samjho diwala pit gaya"...
Son- "Aur hisab se jisne kharche usko kitna vapis mil gaya"...??

Father- "Beta safayi se ni rahe to sab p impression ganda padega"...
Son- " Safai maio saara time laga diya to padhai ka dhyan mera padosi rakhega"...??

Father- "Beta,sabse imp baat,bina soche samjhe committed hue to samjho jeevan bigaad liya"
Son- "Achhaa,aur soch samajh ke single rahe to bhi kya ukhaad liya"..???

Father- "Duniya bahut chalaak hai, dosti dekh parakh k karna"...
Son-  "Achhaa,sochlo,fir kabhi mere ko dostibaaji mai padne ka lecture mat pilana"...

Father- "Mera farz tha tumhe samjhana,aage tumhari marzi"...
Son- "Chinta koi ni Papa...mere ko mil gaya uska number jo degree banata hai farzi"...

Father- "GUSTAAQ......tu mere ghar mai jaali degree laaega"....
Son-  "O ni Papa,,mai to bas ye keh raha hu ki kamyab wahi hai jo smart work dikhaegaa".....

Shayri...

Shayri likhna unka kaam nahi,
Jinke Dil Aankhon mein basa karte hai,
Shayri to yaaro bas wahi kar sakte hai,
Jo Sharab se nahi, kalam se nasha kiya karte hai....

EK NAYI DUNIYA...

                                                    
Maine ek naya dhunda hai aasma,
Yaadein koi na ho mere saath jaha,
Ek jagah,jaha har din ho nashin raat ho jawaan,
Kuch log,jo yaad na aaye kabhi mujhko waha.

Mai chala,koi na roke mujhe,
ummeed k saare diye ab bujhe..


Maine ek nayi dhundi mazil,
Jaha kar saku mai sab hasil,
Ek raasta.jaha mile na koi obtacle,
Kuch faisle,jo lna nahi chahta hai ye dil...

Mai chala,koi na roke mujhe,
ummeed k saare diye ab bujhe..




Maine kuch nayi dhundi khwahishe,
Khushi ki jaha ho baarishe,
Safal na ho jaha kisi dushman ki saajishe,
Ek duniya, jaha sirf jeetne ki ho aashayen...


Mai chala,koi na roke mujhe,
ummeed k saare diye ab bujhe..

VALENTINE'S DAY

Get up youngsters, its time to say,
Have you forgotten, it Valentine's Day.

Come out smartly & find your love,
Although, I know, the job is very tough.

But still, there must be someone whom you really love and respect,
Confess your feelings today keeping aside all your intellect.

Let all your feelings n emotions flow out today, its time to be romantic,
Forget everything else for 1 day, don't be diplomatic.

Love  is important for a beautiful life, please understand,
If you only move alone along the path of life, nowhere will you land.


So confess to your love today coz today lovers do not say 'NO',
Don't leave it for tomorrow dear, you never know, 'KAL HO NA HO'.....
 

HAPPY B'DAY BROTHER

This morning, some extra shine was seen in the Sun's ray,
I could feel something is special in this day.

In the college, teachers also taught leeser than their normal stay,

I could feel something is special in this day.

This afternoon, the luch was also prepared in a special way,

I could feel something is special in this day.

This evening, the chirping of birds also had something different to say,

I could feel something is special in this day.

And this night, when the moon above looks so Happy n Gay,

Its just that every element of nature is wishing Hasan a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER!! 

A REASON......FIND YOURS!!!!

When the Sun's rays shine after a long rainy day,
When,in the evening,cool breeze blows against my face,
When I find a document days after keeping it in some file,
I get a reason to smile.

When the chirping of Birds fills the air with a song,
When I purposely do something even after knowing that it is wrong,
When I reach the destination after running miles,
I get a reason to smile.

When the rainbow fills the sky with colours,
When the moments before the result fills my mind with fears,
On a partly cloudy night, When I see the Venus shining in style,
I get a reason to smile.

When the snowfall makes the hill look like a Queen,
When,in the rain dancing peacocks are seen,
When dreams are fulfilled that are as big as Nile,
I get a reason to smile.

So,when life seems dull at times,
Remember that somewhere the Venus still shines,
The Sun above is still very bright,
No matter how large darkness may be,it is always surrounded by light.

MY DREAM GIRL...

One fine morning when I was walking,
Some girls were going to school.
I looked at them,I gazed at them,
And they thought that I'm a fool.

But there was one in them,
A pretty girl with blue eyes,
I looked her once n looked her twice.

She was about five feet tall,
Dressed so casually,
as if going to rock n' roll.

She had fair complexion n light brown hair,
Which were handled with utmost care.

She gave me a look n blinked  an eye,
After telling you so much,what do I get by telling such a big lie....

LOL..

TEACHINGS AND LEARNINGS...

DEDICATED TO.......................NOBODY!!!!

You taught me how to laugh & you taught me how to shout,
Now I'm learning how to remain calm when emotions are loud.


you taught me how to express love & you taught me how to care.
Now I'm learning how to be strong when the end is near.


You taught me how to be frank & you taught me how to share,
Now I'm learning how to remain fearless when heart is governed by fear.


You made me learn that you'll always remain by my side,
And you made me learn that whatever I do is always right,
Now I'm trying to learn what path would be followed when the Kite Flyer leaves the rope of a flying Kite.

WHEN WILL I FORGET U.......here's the answer

When all the oceans in this world will dry,
When the fishes in the sea will start to fly,
Then you may say,I have forgotten you.

When the sun will start rising in the night,
And when people will be allowed to open the windows of their flight
Then you may say,I have forgotten you,

When tiger will become a herbivore,
And Mc. D start delivering free burgers at your door,
Then you may say,I have forgotten you.

When Sachin forgets the game of cricket,
And even a bowler like me is able to take his wicket,
Then you may say,I have forgotten you.

When the cold ashes start emitting fire,
And when in a court of justice,cases are fought without any lawyers,
Then you may say,I have forgotten you.

And still if you believe that some day I will forget you,
Then chances of convincing you are very few,
Still I would try by creating something new,
So wait, Before you believe that I've forgotten you...

IF...

If you are the sky then I'm your sun,
Of all the people I've seen,you are the sweetest one.

If you are a tree thrn I'm your fruit,
Truly speaking dear,you are really very cute.

If you are a cake then I'm your cream,
Please accept my friendship and fulfill my dream.

If you are a sea then I'm your shore,
Only you be mine,I won't ask for anything more.

But you area human being and I'm your heart,
what I wanted to say was that the two of us can never remain apart....