Thursday, May 24, 2012

TEACHINGS FROM DAD AND BOUNCERS FROM SON

Father- "Beta"...
Son-...........

Father- "Betaaa"...
Son-"Bolo"..

Father-"Ab jo baatein bol raha hu vo dhyaan se sunna"...
Son- "O Papa,kitni baatein....ab nahi raha mai Nanna Munna...

Father- "Bahar bhej raha hu bahut mehnat se padhna"...
Son- "Padhne se bhuk bahut lagti hai,fir saare hotel k bill aap hi bharna"...

Father- "Behisab paise jisne kharche uska samjho diwala pit gaya"...
Son- "Aur hisab se jisne kharche usko kitna vapis mil gaya"...??

Father- "Beta safayi se ni rahe to sab p impression ganda padega"...
Son- " Safai maio saara time laga diya to padhai ka dhyan mera padosi rakhega"...??

Father- "Beta,sabse imp baat,bina soche samjhe committed hue to samjho jeevan bigaad liya"
Son- "Achhaa,aur soch samajh ke single rahe to bhi kya ukhaad liya"..???

Father- "Duniya bahut chalaak hai, dosti dekh parakh k karna"...
Son-  "Achhaa,sochlo,fir kabhi mere ko dostibaaji mai padne ka lecture mat pilana"...

Father- "Mera farz tha tumhe samjhana,aage tumhari marzi"...
Son- "Chinta koi ni Papa...mere ko mil gaya uska number jo degree banata hai farzi"...

Father- "GUSTAAQ......tu mere ghar mai jaali degree laaega"....
Son-  "O ni Papa,,mai to bas ye keh raha hu ki kamyab wahi hai jo smart work dikhaegaa".....


Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Shayri...

Shayri likhna unka kaam nahi,
Jinke Dil Aankhon mein basa karte hai,
Shayri to yaaro bas wahi kar sakte hai,
Jo Sharab se nahi, kalam se nasha kiya karte hai....